If I had a Million Dollars...
Seems that Balion (Orlando Bloom) had just taken the glory, disposed fo Frenchie and married that king's sister, the Middle East might still be an oasis of peace and harmony. Come to think of it, wasn't it all Orlando Blooms fault in Troy too? This guy isn't a movie star; he's history's greatest monster.
Orlando Bloom is history's greastest monster.
Thank you Adam Nayman from The Eye for your honest review of Kingdom of Heaven. You might need to work through your hostility towards Orlando though... I can think of at least 2 other people in history (Hitler, Richard Gere to name 2) who are greater monsters...
Adam Nayman, you have officially been added to my "People who Really Annoy Me" list. OK, I just started the list... and he's the only one on it... but he's at the top of it. For now.
Laters,
Bea
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I hear you. At the top of my list is Alexz Johnson... a girl who must've whined so much as a child her fact stuck that way. Don't know her? Don't worry. No one does. I just feel sorry for the Canadian show Instant Star... their Instant Star does nothing but trigger my gag reflex.
Agreed that she is very evil looking and totally bitchy... but history's GREATEST monster???
The good news is, your annoyance amuses me!
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