Helloski Friends,

Just a few things on my mind today folks. With that in mind, I would like to take this opportunity to introduce a new segemt on Be Petty called: "What's up with the World?!?!?!?!?!"

So WUWTW? Plenty O' crazy things. For one, that crazy beeyatch Linndie England? Have you been following this? She is the US Army chick who was photographed with the naked Iraqi POWs??? Well apparently, at her court martial hearing, she claimed she was "just following orders". OK, is it just me or have we heard THAT particular excuse before? Say, at the Nuremburg Trials? From all those Nazi and Einszatgruppen mo fo's? And her superiors calling her a rogue soldier? Is NO ONE going to take responsibility for the fact they they sexually abused people, regardless of who they are and what they may or may not have done? And does anyone have faith that the Bush administration will get to the bottom of the whole affairs(s)? I think not. Anyway, be assured that I will have more to say on this whole disgusting turn of events. POO.

And..............................on a happier note, the Olympics are just a weekish away. Are you all as excited as I am? I think not. Oh, FYI, I'll soon be working for the Canadian Olympic Committee. Questions? Call me. Anyway, I LOVE THE OLYMPICS! If it is Prime Time in the Big Smoke... don't call me. Why? I'll be watching the olympics...duh!



Well Hello!

Once again, 1000 apologies for neglecting ye olde blog. There is no excuse really... it's not like I have any money and can gallivant around the big city to my hearts' content. Nope, this chickee-poo is stupid broke... thanks to... anyone know the Canuck version of "Uncle Sam"? Yes, thanks to the incompetence of our public servants at HRDC, I find myself without an income for the past month and a half. POO IN THE GARDEN!

Other than that, things are wonderful. What of the loft, you ask? Well, like the ostrich who buries his head in the sand to avoid dealing with the reality of it's precarious situation, so too have I decided to disassociate myself with the whole affair. Will it ever be finished? Who cares, let's have another beer!

So, I've started working at an advertising company on a contract basis... mostly working on some year end projects. What have I learned you may be asking yourselves? Well, I have the privilege to tell all of you out there that despite all the rumours that you may have heard, 9 out of 10 Ontario DO women prefer to buy premium brand milk. I know, I know, hard to believe, but if Ipsos Reid says it's true then it must be! I also found out that I was accepted as an Industry Relations rep for the Toronto International Film Festival. Yep, that's right, in a little over a month, yours truly will be hobnobbing (fingers crossed) with the greatest talents of our time. Stay tuned for more details.

Cheerio mes amis, keep on keepin' on and all such nonsense. I haven't heard from many people lately so I hope y'all are doing well. I shall leave you all with an ode to the DNC. How much did you love Teresa Heinz Kerry (and her sons... yum)


more, MORE, MORE BALLOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What are those fuckers doing!?!
Shit, the mike is on.