Vin Diesel what the *#@! were you thinking???
The roomie and I decided to partake in a little eye candy flick last night. It had Vin Diesel, a particular favorite of Molly's, but I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers either. Vin Diesel doing a family comedy? I was willing to give it a chance.
I cannot get the vision of XXX singing the Peter the Panda song (think "I'm a Little Teapot") and doing little bunny hops, out of my brain. It was just wrong. All of it! When I think/fantasize about Vin, I don't want to hear babies farting or have him say "googoogaga". I just DON'T. This movie single handedly ruined any future Vin Diesel sex dreams that I was destined to have. That being said, even without hottie Vin, the movie would have been metarded.
Thank You Disney for that 1 hour and 47 minutes of my life that I will never get back!
During the movie last night, Molly turned to me and casually mentioned that The Pacifier was, in fact, probably the worst movie ever made. I disagreed for I felt that there had to be a worse movie, but I was hard pressed to come up with any other ideas. Upon further examination of this issue, my brain did come up with some terrible stinkeroos from past years.
The Talented Mr. Ripley... had the potential to be good and it wasn't so bad until the last half hour or so. This was a case of a movie that should have ended about 2 hours in, and there was an ending they could have chosen... but they did not. I saw this movie with Wee. As the last scene was ending, it was all we could do to not burst out laughing... but then we could hold it no longer. We ran out of the theatre laughing hysterically. That had neither happened before nor has it happened since.
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band... Peter Frampton and The Bee Gees. I think everyone should see this movie if only to realize that it is possible to ruin the the magic of The Beatles.
Eyes Wide Shut... truly no point to this movie whatsoever!
Napoleon Dynamite... Already discussed in a prior posting.
Mean Girls... Lindsay Lohan. In the words of one of the kids from the movie last night... She is one SKANKY cookie (why a screenwriter would think it's appropriate to describe a girl guide cookie as "skanky" and to have it come out of an 8 year-olds mouth is beyond me)
Just a small list and I'm counting on my loyal readers to embellish it. My brain has already checked out for the weekend so it was with much effort that I put fingers to keyboard today.