Here are the facts:
Fact no.1. Hugh Laurie has a doppelganger.
Fact no.2 Hugh Laurie's doppelganger lives in Toronto (he's also a corporate banker, but that is neither here nor there).
Fact no.3. Hugh Laurie's doppelganger attends the Six Degrees of Separation parties.
Fact no.4. Hugh Laurie's doppelganger is a total nerd.
Fact no.5. Beatrice thinks Hugh Laurie's doppelganger is, like, the most adorable nerd ever!
Fact no.6. Beatrice wants to date a nerd.
It's all true. All of it. The party last night was sort of a flop, for what it was supposed to be anyway. Totally wrong venue. It was too big and no one really knew who was there for the SDOS to-do or who was there for the "alleged" 3$ drinks. That's not to say that it wasn't fun... but... ooh, I am so ashamed to say this. Last night was the night that Bea lost her nerve.
I had really hoped that my mini-Hugh was going to be there last night. And he was. And Molly tried with all her might to get that party started, but it was not in the cards. Of course, it did not help whatsoever that whenever Molly attempted to drag me over to where mini-Hugh was, I would put up such a fight that I surely attracted more attention to myself than not. It also didn't help that, despite his extreme nerdiness (I didn't think you could buy pants that sat that high up anymore... or Hush Puppy loafers even), he was always surrounded by a gaggle of girls. It's not fair. That's what the zebras and metros are for... you can have all of them... leave the nerds for meeeeeeee. Could I be a bigger baby? I think not.
At any rate, I met lots of nice people (thanks Girl et al.). I met some crazy people (don't be talking to me about being 28 and your life not worth living because you are single. That sh*t's just bananas!). And then I left.
Anyone know where I can find some nerds?