Saturday

Is There a Doctor in the House?

What do you get when you combine Epidermal Disorganization with Follicular Atrophy?

I don't know, but whatever it is, I seem to have it. Spending 3 straight days in the sun last weekend has seemingly led to my scalp shedding layer upon layer of skin, not unlike a snake. Truth be told, I look like I have the worst case of dandruff in the history of the condition. And were it not for the fact that the scalp is flaking off in big skinbergs (that's right, think Ross Ice Shield breaking off in Antarctica, but instead of ice, it's skin from my head), I would run straight out and pick up the biggest bottle of Head and Shoulders I could find.

Does anyone know how best to mend an extreme case of Epidermal Degeneration? Or do I just have to wait this out?

Thank you, in advance, for your cooperation in this matter.

Yours Flakingly,
Bea

6 comments:

mollyblogger said...

Ew. TMI.

ulh...not currently flaking said...

I knew you gave good head....but that is ridiculous, lol (message likely to be deleted by Bea soon).

LuckySpinster said...

wow. whatever you do, be gentle. that sounds pretty bad.

maybe wear a baseball cap 'til it's over?

Beatrice Petty said...

Uhl... There are many, many things that I would like to say in response to that, but I will keep them all to myself. You are such a brat!

LS... It appears that the worst is over. Time to get back into the sun and do it all over again!

theGuywiththeHat said...

Wow. I didn't even know such a thing was possible. You sure you didn't just somehow get a sunburned scalp? I don't know how that would be possible either but, it's all I could come up with. Glad to hear it's better now.

Beatrice Petty said...

LOL... It was indeed a sunburned scalp but it is now as good as new.