The World According to Bea...

8 Mini-goiters that grow on the side of your nose should not be allowed to happen. Who gets zits in the side of their nose for crying out loud???

8 Strange men sitting on the side of the street shouting "Hey Lady. Lady. LAAADDYYYY. Come here! Come over here!" are not attractive. Has that ever worked? Has a woman ever actually gone over? I want to slap that woman.

8 It is IMPOSSIBLE to not notice that you have lost your underwear on the floor of the subway station. That is all I have to say about that.


Cascadia said...

As a girl who lost her underwear on Douglas Street - I agree. You know it is happening!

Beatrice Petty said...

But Cass,

Did you LEAVE your undies lying on Douglas Street? If I remember correctly, you picked them up.