Saturday

Place your bets...

Ok, so I may not be a "perv"... But I am going straight to Hell.

The big excitment these days... Who will be the next Pope?!? With the success of our March Madness pool, we at the office thought "why stop there?" And thus, the "Pope Pool" was born. 5 bucks get you in... winner takes all.

So now I have to come up with who I think the next Pontiff will be... Like, this is SO my area of expertise... Of the last 3 times I've been in a Catholic church, I've passed out twice. I took that to mean that "God" doesn't want me trespassing on his turf. I GET IT, THANKS!

Luckily my "could possibly be a god, but could also be a total freakmonkey" supposed date for today Sasha was a no go... thus giving me loads of time to do my homework... I'm up to my eyeballs in Cardinals, Archbishops, Prefect Emeritus' and Patriarchs. Who knew there were so god damn many...

Laters

3 comments:

Cascadia said...

My bet - someone from Italy! I just can't see them going outside their comfort level. But then again, they may choose the cardinal from Cuba! Should be an interesting battle!

LuckySpinster said...

My munny's on Bono--he's a shoe-in.

Beatrice Petty said...

It could be Bono... they have the power to appoint pretty much anyone to the position... even me. Do you think I should send them a fax? I'm way too underchallenged in my current job... could be fun. Lots of travelling. I love travelling!