Thursday

You all can stop hating me now...

... because it is official. I am not beautiful. I was, however, invited to join a dating site for "attractive minded people", which is I guess better than a kick in the head...

I jest.

It was fun.

Next.

I have a new challenge to keep me occupied for the time being. I have to become fluent in cockney rhyming slang by September. There are HUGE prizes at stake.

Help.

Bea "A bit Peter Purvis about the whole thing" Petty

4 comments:

Trish said...

Peter Purvis = nervous? Just a guess.

Beatrice Petty said...

I have been corrected by my cockney jedi master... I should have phrased it that I "was a touch peter"...

I am so going to fail!

art said...

remember it's what is inside that counts

wee said...

I have a hot copy of the complete Scottish patter if that will help at all - the 2 I can think of off the top of my head are "I'm a bit abraham (stinkin')" and "apples & pears" for stairs. Brilliant those Brits are! I love Cockney. Good luck with your challenge!