Monday

Could Have Been the Whisky...


Might have been the gin... Actually, it was almost definitely the gin, and the vodka, triple sec, cointreau, lychee etc...

What can I say about Girl's Maritini Party on Saturday? Well, I can tell you that I woke up the next day and was like "La dee da... it must be 10am or so... time to get up..." only to look at my clock and say "Holy *insert expletive here*... 3pm??? What the..."

The last definite thing I remember was arriving back to the building and trudging up the stairs to the second floor only to run into the artist neighbour from down the hall who, oddly enough, just happened to be standing in the hallway at 5am-ish. I, of course, was in a right state, but was somehow supremely conscious of the fact that stringing together two words in any manner that another human could comprehend was the most difficult thing that I had ever attempted in my life. I'm not entirely sure what was discussed but I have a sick feeling that I agreed to throw a bash in the loft before the end of the summer. Did we agree upon a date? Perhaps. I have horrible visions of me just chilling at home in my sweats one Friday night only to hear a knock on my door...

anyway, it was super fun... and by fun I mean that it is my firm belief that none of the pictures that were taken throughout the evening, save for this one of course, should EVER be seen by anyone who was was not at the party. EVER.

Ever.

And supposedly there is some sort of video that was taken at some point during the evening??? This should be destroyed. Immediately.

Oh the things we do in the name of fun...

Bea "could do with a new liver at anytime now" Petty

30 comments:

art said...

SOunds like you had a great time. You know Bea...... half the fun is sharing :P

girl said...

What is the point of cleaning your place before you have a party if it's going to look like that afterwards? After spending 8 hours washing and cleaning with many breaks inbetween, the place is now spotless.
Oh Bea, Bea, Bea....I keep sensing some tongue action going on in that video...hmmm....
To all the peeps that didn't make it out to my martini shin dig, you missed out on some hugely fun times. But you also got to spend Sunday Not in bed like most of us. Thanks Friends - you know who you are :)

Beatrice Petty said...

I repeat... that video must be destroyed...

Seriously.

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theGuywiththeHat said...

Bea - Definitely sounds like a kicking party. Someone will simply have to put pics and the vid on the net. As to the patio party, it's a known rule that no plans made in a state of intoxication are definite. So, you are technically off the hook :)

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