Dear people trying to sell things in the comments section of my blog,
Just wanted to let you know that most of my readers are far too poor to be able to take advantage of the spectacular deals offered on your website(s).
For example, I know for a fact, that at least one of them had to scrape bark off a tree today just so they could get their daily required serving of fibre and Vitamin B. This is difficult enough to have to deal with without being hounded by suggestions that society finds their boobies to be too small.
So, if you could keep your advertising down to a minimum so as to not remind my dear readers of their lot in life, that would be super.
Beatrice "Solicit This..." Petty