Monday

Ickly McStickles

Most hilarious thing to happen after 2 days of having no water in the loft (ugh... seriously, no running water... do you know how annoying and/or gross that is?):

"You were letting him know that he was a jerk in a totally non-offensive way."

I myself was not aware that you could tell someone they were a jerk and not have them be offended until Girl was kind enough to enlighten me. Now I know. And now I know that I have this talent. Anyone who needs to tell off some guy (or girl) without offending them... send your requests my way. For a nominal fee, I will brilliantly craft something that will allow you, the offender to un-offend the offendee, the personage(s) whom you intend to offend.

Wait... does that make any sense?

Bea "now, with less offense" Petty

3 comments:

girl said...

It's truly amazing what comes out of my mouth sometimes...especially when I'm not even concentrating on what I'm saying...heehee

Beatrice Petty said...

It was brilliant!

TheatreChick73 said...

Are you Irish? It sounds like you truly practice Irish diplomacy.

"Telling a man to go to hell in such a way he looks forward to the journey."