Most hilarious thing to happen after 2 days of having no water in the loft (ugh... seriously, no running water... do you know how annoying and/or gross that is?):
"You were letting him know that he was a jerk in a totally non-offensive way."
I myself was not aware that you could tell someone they were a jerk and not have them be offended until Girl was kind enough to enlighten me. Now I know. And now I know that I have this talent. Anyone who needs to tell off some guy (or girl) without offending them... send your requests my way. For a nominal fee, I will brilliantly craft something that will allow you, the offender to un-offend the offendee, the personage(s) whom you intend to offend.
Wait... does that make any sense?
Bea "now, with less offense" Petty