Saturday

The World According to Bea

Behold one of life's mysteries

What corn does, and why it does the things it does once inside you body is truly one of life's greatest mysteries.

5 comments:

Girl said...

The amazing thing about corn is that when you think you chew it to bits as it enters the mouth, miraculously, those little buggers come out whole. How in god's name does that happen? I think they have a conspiracy with peas and carrots.

Beatrice Petty said...

My point exACTly...

lornStar said...

well.. you know what they say.. Corn On The Cob tonight... Corn In The Log tomorrow..! :)

Cascadia said...

It is kinda cool to be able to tell how fast your digestive system works....I think that is why corn does that! I have two personal veggie favs....asparagus and the neon green pee and beets! Ever had beets? You may think you are bleeding internally!

Beatrice Petty said...

Don't forget about how asparagus makes your pee smell. I thought everyone's did after eating said veggie, but I recently found out that only a small percentage of the population's does... you want scary... there is nothing freakier than having your tinkle smell skunky all of a sudden...

I think I may have said too much.