Two* Score minus 6 years ago, a man and a woman came together in the usual manner and produced an offspring of the male persuasion. His name was Former PNB and he was blessed with an unusually large head which was a necessity, for he had an unusually large brain. He eventually grew into his ULH, now standing at a full 6'4", but while still a wee lad, his ULH caused many a fall. So many, in fact, that his mother made him wear a helmet so that his unusually large brain would be protected from said frequent topples. Some of the scars from his early years survive to this day.
In honour of this special day, I would like to present ULH-Ku:
Mind the doorway, son
Balance is not your strong suit.
Nicks on face, many
Happy Birthday Jeffy!
* Lucky Spinster was kind enough to point out that the "Four Score" I had originally put would make my Former PNB 74 years old. Older men are OK, but... um... yeah. I am so SMRT.