Here is my my Love Horoscope for today:
Try something new when interacting with strangers for the rest of the day.
Not sure exactly how that will help my love life, but my question is thus: Anyone got any ideas as to what sort of "new things" I can "try" "when interacting with strangers for the rest of the day?" I've been racking my brain all morning and this is the best I can come up with:
Just interacting with strangers in Toronto period would be something new. I am trying to think of how I could interact with strangers without scaring the bejesus out of them. Then only way I can see that would be socially acceptable would be to beg for change on the street corner. I could make up on of those cardboard signs that say something like "Under-employed, underpaid communications professional needs money for Ipod." Something like that, but with spelling mistakes...
Yep, that's the best I can come up with. Clearly I need your suggestions. Suggestions that might have me making some money out of it would be preferable... but hurry, the day is half over and as I need to be home by 8pm for my Idol/America's Next Top Model/ House fix tonight, that really only leaves a few hours. Oh, and then I suppose I SHOULD actually put in a full days worth of work... meaning that really I have from about 5pm-6pm available. Oh, and I have to get groceries, so I really only have a half hour max... say from 5pm-5:30pm...
Any ideas?
Thanks, you guys rock!
5 comments:
If I had any get rich in 30 minute schemes I would be all over it myself....Come to think of it, would you like to buy a get rich in 30 minutes plan?
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Hahahahahahaha...
Wee, you know that I could never get that right and I am even dumber now than when I was in university.
I did have the notion that maybe I could hand out Olympic pins to people on the street, but again, people look at you like you are a leper when you try to give them free stuff.
Back to the drawing board I guess.
I find streaking often gets attention. It can also be very interactive if you do it right.
If by "interactive" you mean people fleeing the streets in panic and horror... I suppose that could work. Not sure how that would help my love life though.
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