So, I am working away this week... trying to be diligent as per usual... but try as I might, I just cannot be. Why?
Clearly, one cannot be expected to have productive days in front of the computer when one is constantly reminded of doing the nasty with Russian whores and/or buying prescription drugs at low, low prices. I have a fairly new version of Outlook which pops-up a little notification whenever a new e-mail comes in. Just when I am getting in the groove, one of these little gems pops up to remind me that women do, in fact, like their men long and hard. The following is just a small sampling of just how colourful my inbox has become this week ever since our junk mail filter has gone on the fritz:
* Make your spermatozoids active with Spermamax... Wha?
* handsome famiily hardcore f**cking!... As long as the family is handsome. I don't wanna to see no uggos.
* No more hater to your penis once you’ve started taking Penis Enlarge Patch... Don't be hatin'.
* charming incest Pictures!... Is there any other kind?
* radiant incest Pictures!... I stand corrected.
* Dad suckinng Son's d**ck!... FINALLY, something appropriate to watch when I am bored at work!
* She will be yours with the first blow of the wind that will blow the smell of your Ultra Allure Pheromones to her face... What happens if it isn't a windy day?
* Youngest bonny Teens f*ccked by oldman... Who knew Gary Oldman was such a versatile actor?
* Russsian bonny Sluts here doing handsome bl*wjj*b... Oh, those Russians!
* fucking russiaan pulchritudinous B*tch!... Doing it pulchritudinously this time... sounds kinky.
* sightly Schoolgiirls doing splendiferous succking... I have ALWAYS thought that there is just not enough alliteration in the porn industry.
* fair russsian Cuties in poono!... I've been to poono. Nice place, but you cannot get a half decent grilled cheese sandwich to save your life!
* Any med for your girl to be happy!... One can only hope that when I find the man of my dreams, he will be so thoughtful as to do anything to make me happy. Might I suggest Valium?
* Group jolly teens hardcore!... Hardcore group sex = Happy adolescents. It's a fact!
Must focus on work... must focus on work...
* Do you want ravishing virginn Girls?