Tuesday

Math For a Saturday Morning

Find X…

If ‘a’ equals Bea and ‘b’ equals the Madison on a rainy Friday night to celebrate ‘a’s job and ‘c’ equals Adorable English Chemist… multiply by ‘d’, which equals beer before liquor means never sicker divided by the square root of ‘e’, hilarious piano bar of ‘b’.

‘a’ through ‘e’ multiplied by ‘f’ which equals somehow thinking that pretending to be visiting sister of ‘c’ and sporting an English accent all night was the most fabulous idea of all time and then divided by ‘g’ where ‘g’ means ‘c’ going around ‘e’ and introducing ‘a’ as ‘f’… whereby ‘c’, due to ‘d’, leaves the ‘e’ of ‘b’ when ‘a’ is in the ladies room of ‘e’ leaving ‘a’ to wander around ‘e’ wondering where the ‘eff’, not to be confused with ‘f’ which ‘a’ has since abandoned after the unexpected departure of ‘c’ from the ‘e’ of ‘b’…

If you answered X = What was Bea thinking…

Give yourself an A+++

If you answered X= Bea is an idiot…

Give yourself a B-. Bea is not an idiot, but after that many beers, she clearly wasn’t thinking.

1 comment:

mollyblogger said...

Is this, like, calculus or something? I'm so lost...