Hi

Today is my birthday and I am sick. Two days ago, I celebrated Valentine's Day without the presence of my Scotsman. After tomorrow, I have no job. What did I do to piss God off?

I was trying to think of something that would lift my spirits and besides being Petty (which I can't do at work anyway) I could think of only one thing that would do it...... Ding Ding! Here come's the shit-mobile!!!. I strive to be as brutally honest as this man.

Bye all,
J