Tuesday

Help Me

Hello.

My name is Beatrice and I am a football-aholic.

Right now, I am about 5 minutes away from quitting my job and watching soccer full-time.

I love it.

I can't get enough of it.

Hockey, baseball, figure skating and... gulp... dare I say, even the Olympic Games can all kiss my arse... you name it, they all suck compared to the "Beautiful Game".

It's pretty bad.

It's really bad.

It's REALLY REALLY bad!

And by bad, I mean good...

Good in a "I'm completely obsessed, totally need to get a life and may just start dating again just to distract myself from Peter Crouch" way that is.

So, um... what was I saying?

Oh yeah...

Help.

2 comments:

Capitaine said...

You're not the only one who watches a lot of soccer these days!!! But maybe I don't spend as much time watching Crouch, although I do enjoy seeing many good-looking men running around!

Beatrice Petty said...

Cap... I bet your favorite part of the match is the same as mine...

The end...

When they all take their shirts off to give to one another.

Drool.