tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6297848.post111732742493017039..comments2023-10-22T12:11:07.131-04:00Comments on Beatrice Petty: Where Have You Gone, Joe DimaggioBeatrice Pettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13695916979373657068noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6297848.post-1117501371736834282005-05-30T21:02:00.000-04:002005-05-30T21:02:00.000-04:00LS:this should answer all your questions:http://ww...LS:<BR/><BR/>this should answer all your questions:<BR/><BR/>http://www.dirty-proverbs.com/classics.phpBeatrice Pettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13695916979373657068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6297848.post-1117500558567762192005-05-30T20:49:00.000-04:002005-05-30T20:49:00.000-04:00LMAOLMAOBeatrice Pettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13695916979373657068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6297848.post-1117500402462052582005-05-30T20:46:00.000-04:002005-05-30T20:46:00.000-04:00Another thing we learned at the Big Cheesy (or at ...Another thing we learned at the Big Cheesy (or at least I learned) - You make a comment about a guy's drink 'What's mixed in with your Red Bull?' And Bam - he buys you exactly what he's having 'Here, why don't you try it?' Counteracting that, what I learned at the Maddy - A guy's idea of offering to buy you a drink means asking you for money to buy you a drink.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6297848.post-1117500006997272792005-05-30T20:40:00.000-04:002005-05-30T20:40:00.000-04:00Hey Lornstar...Glad you could join us finally. It ...Hey Lornstar...<BR/><BR/>Glad you could join us finally. It was great meeting you as well. One glaring ommission... you TOTALLY forgot to mention how adorable you thought I was ;)<BR/><BR/>Sadly, no offer to participate in the "Dirty Sanchez" was extended to yours truly, but you were kind and generous enough to edu-macate me on some other ranchy bedroom antics... the "Ghost Mask" I think it was? Beatrice Pettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13695916979373657068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6297848.post-1117498995682674872005-05-30T20:23:00.001-04:002005-05-30T20:23:00.001-04:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6297848.post-1117498994882183912005-05-30T20:23:00.000-04:002005-05-30T20:23:00.000-04:00ok ok ok .. i will make an addendum... she did me...ok ok ok .. i will make an addendum... she did meet ME.. but she NEVER agreed to the "Dirty Sanchez".. she isn't down with the brown... and "biyyyatch" is meant as a term of endearment.. not as anything rude...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6297848.post-1117498057970411252005-05-30T20:07:00.000-04:002005-05-30T20:07:00.000-04:00this is really weird.. you really beat around the ...this is really weird.. you really beat around the unkept bush to your readers cuz you left out the two biggest highlights of your night 1) finally getting to meet ME the often imitated but never duplicated the high stylin' the jet flyin' the limousine ridin' the one the only your friendly neighbourhood lornStar live and in the flesh and 2) being offered to partake in the ancient Mexican right of Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6297848.post-1117481763058286612005-05-30T15:36:00.000-04:002005-05-30T15:36:00.000-04:00Star Jones is married to Al Reynolds...doesn't any...Star Jones is married to Al Reynolds...doesn't anyone else have an addiction to US Weekly and In Touch?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6297848.post-1117465529629091652005-05-30T11:05:00.000-04:002005-05-30T11:05:00.000-04:00Tee Hee,That's funny. Mystic Tan, here I come!!!Tee Hee,<BR/><BR/>That's funny. <BR/><BR/>Mystic Tan, here I come!!!Beatrice Pettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13695916979373657068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6297848.post-1117437357388956462005-05-30T03:15:00.000-04:002005-05-30T03:15:00.000-04:00There you go. The Spinster knows of what she speak...There you go. The Spinster knows of what she speaks.john boyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13860448461815614521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6297848.post-1117380993518742292005-05-29T11:36:00.000-04:002005-05-29T11:36:00.000-04:00People said to show my boobies more... and I did.....People said to show my boobies more... and I did... and now I'm getting guff. I give up. <BR/><BR/>Here ye, here ye. For the rest of the summer it's turtlenecks and big long capes.<BR/><BR/>Sincerely,<BR/>BeatriceBeatrice Pettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13695916979373657068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6297848.post-1117344224739913042005-05-29T01:23:00.000-04:002005-05-29T01:23:00.000-04:00... or refer to said boobs as "the old girls"... L...... or refer to said boobs as "the old girls"... LOL<BR/><BR/>Sorry you didn't get your work on, Bea. Next time, huh?mollybloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05943840376179014493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6297848.post-1117329763039977992005-05-28T21:22:00.000-04:002005-05-28T21:22:00.000-04:005) Do not use the phrase "pasty-white boob glare" ...5) Do not use the phrase "pasty-white boob glare" while in search for lost mojo.john boyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13860448461815614521noreply@blogger.com