A Wee Bit O' Fun!

So, the Lucky Spinster was kind enough to give me something to do on this crappola of a TV night. Thanks girl!

The way it works is thus. I got this list. I responded to five (you can do more) and then added three (you can do more) of my own. The chosen few that I tagged, you must now take the new list, answer 5 (you can do more) , add three (you can do more) of your own and then tag 3 (you can do more) people of your own. Get it? Good. Here goes.

The List:
If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider...(by Ogre)
If I could be a bonnie pirate...(By Teach)
If I could be a servicemember...(By Jeremy)
If I could be a business owner...(By Blue944)
If I could be an actor... (By Blue944)
If I could be an agent...(By KelBel)
If I could be video game designer...(By KelBel)
If I could be a comic book artist...(By Stoli)
If I could be an exotic dancer...(by LuckySpinster)
If I could be a mental health professional...(by LuckySpinster)
If I could be a nail technician...(by LuckySpinster)

And Mine:
If I could be a character in a movie...(by Beatrice Petty)
If I could be a beauty queen...(by Beatrice Petty)
If I could be an enlightened despot...(by Beatrice Petty)

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** If I could be an agent, I would be a Secret Agent. My "alias" would be Pettricia Beatrova. I would be a master of disguise and would specialize in getting in and out of hot spots... geographical hot spots you pervs.

** If I could be a painter, I would sneak into pre-schools and steal all the children's art and pass it off as my own.

** If I could be a missionary, I would only go to places with hallucinogenic toads.

** If I could be a bonnie pirate, I would have flower boxes all over my pirate ship, to give it that feminine touch. Oh, and I would also grow vegetables and fruit to combat scurvy. It's my firm belief that a lack of Vitamin C was what made pirates so mean. I would be a nice pirate. Oh, but I WOULD kidnap Orlando and he would be my little cabin boy. I wouldn't want to be a depraved pirate.

** If I could be a psychologist, I would be a pet psychologist. I would diagnose every animal I saw with "severe psychological disorders", the only cure being that they must come see me twice a week for the next 2 years at 500$ a pop. What? You gonna argue with the Pet Psychologist? You want your pet to get better right? OK, glad we are on the same page.

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Alright, that's all she wrote from me... let's see. Who shall I tag... What sucker... oops, I mean... what truly delightful individual can I tag. I tag The Roomie, Cascadia, and the Guy with the Hat... Mwahahahahaha.

I mean... Have fun!

Oh, and if I didn't tag you and/or you don't have a blog, feel free to comment below. I'm dying to know what people would do if they were an enlightened despot. Always lookin' for ideas here folks!